French Puns

1. I’m feeling very France-y today.
2. When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
3. France is always a beret good time.
4. I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
5. Summer in France is st-Eifel-ing.
6. Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican.
7. It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
8. I Musee, the French have great taste in art.
9. I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
10. France — it’s just a oui bit different.
11. It’s time to say Versailles to France.
12. There’s so much to do here, so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
13. I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
14. From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera.
15. You better baguette about it.
16. I hate to leave, but it’s time for me to escargot.
17. When in France, we only have breakfast of the Champignons.
18. The food in France is Brie-ond belief!