Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
`In honor of this holy season` Saint Peter said, `You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.`
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. `It represents a candle`, he said.
`You may pass through the pearly gates` Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, `They`re bells.`
Saint Peter said `You may pass through the pearly gates`.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women`s panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, `And just what do those symbolize?`
The man replied, `These are Carols.`
And So The Christmas Season Begins...
Obs.: Piada recebida de Eloy Franco, da Califórnia, EUA. Um par de calcinhas de mulher como "cânticos de Natal" (Carols) ... é, esse cara merece entrar nos portões do paraíso... (F.Maier)
