A Jewish man was sitting at a Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.
A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.
Very upset, he approached him and said:
-Moishe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?
Moishe replied:
- I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through
assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper.
Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!
Obs.: Piada contada por um judeu, enviada por Eloy Franco, dos EUA. É mesmo muito melhor o judeu só ler jornais árabes. As notícias são muito melhores... (F. Maier)
