Two Jewish friends emigrated from Russia, one to Israel and one to Germany.
After a while they wrote each other letters.
The one from Israel writes:
"Dear Chaim, you wouldn`t believe how lucky I am to be here. I live in Haifa and own a small store. All of our people are here and the weather is fantastic".
The one in Germany replies:
"Dear Isaac, you think you are lucky? You can`t even imagine the good fortune I`ve had. I live in Munich and work at the local crematorium. Would you believe it, I`M BURNING GERMANS!"
Obs.: Piada recebida de meu amigo José Osvaldo de Meira Penna, brilhante intelectual liberal de Brasília (F. Maier).
