Four men and one woman, all Catholics, are having coffee in St. Peter’s Square in Rome.

The first man says to his friends:
“My son is a priest. When he enters a room, everyone says, ‘Father.’”

The second whispers:
“My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, ‘Your Excellency.’”

The third replies:
“My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows and says, ‘Your Eminence.’”

The fourth declares, in a firm tone:
“My son is the Pope. When he enters a room, people call him ‘Your Holiness!’”

The Catholic woman has been sipping her coffee in silence…

Then the four men ask her ironically, “And you?”

She answers with a subtle smile:
“I have a daughter—slim, tall…
95 cm bust,
60 cm waist,
90 cm hips.

And when she enters a place, men say, ‘My God!’” 😄